No shit…

Hick’s “should never have been charged” according to a former prosecutor for Guantanamo Bay. He was told by an ‘impartial’ legal advisor to only focus on cases that would get 20years or more imprisonment, because apparently they’re a bit more exciting for the good folk back home in the US of A.
This fine, upstanding, moral gentlemen [...]

Advice I’ve Been Given (And the Repurcussions For Taking Said Advice). Pt 1

“treat the boys the same way you treat the girls.” -Dad.
Result: I make friends easily but fail to recognize that crucial tipping point when the boy wants something a bit more fun.
“you can use a page of the bible to roll a joint because the paper is so thin.” -Year 5 Scripture Teacher.
Result: I’m going [...]

in the beginning was The Word, and the word was ‘Arrrggh’- Piraticus 13:4

I like empty cinemas when the curtains are closed.
I like the sound my car makes.
I like seeing people singing in their cars.
I like it when someone smiles at me when they say something funny.
I like sharing a laugh with a stranger- like the girl that got scared by her cardigan in the Italian crypt decorated [...]

Hello world here the song that i’m singin’. Come on get happy!

To circumvent any potential feelings of inadequacy due to a really shite first post, the bar has been set incredibly low.
Although any feelings of inadequacy should really be caused by the fact that i am writing a public “blog” as the kiddies call it, to myself. I suppose for eloquence’s sake, I should direct my [...]