The Herd-The King Is Dead

This song makes me happy. I hope it makes you happy too.
xx

An Open Letter to Devine Miranda

Miranda wrote a lovely piece this weekend. Read it here.
Miranda,
A couple of points:
For one, I don’t think you can “obscenely channel away from humanity
the limited resources of public compassion and social justice”.
Compassion and social justice are not quantifiable entities-they are
potentially endless, and if you believe otherwise, I’m truly saddened
for your cynical, jaded self.
I think [...]

Matt Santos I mean Barrack Obama for President

It’s been a while between drinks, and to those of you who depend on me for wit, wisdom and general goodness, I apologise. I hope I can make it up to you. Especially Holly, who must be crying out for some ripped fish while in that boring hellhole of a tourist destination, Cuba. This post [...]

Pure class. Pure talent.

Why my brother sucks.

So my YOUNGER brother comes home from work today-while I am visiting the rentals during some spare time that I have between living below the poverty line, studying in a neglected education system, and working TWO JOBS in RETAIL in a suburb with the collective intelligence of George Dubya-6k a year richer. That’s his third [...]

Advice I’ve Been Given (And Repurcussions for Taking Said Advice) Pt 2

“Watch The Holiday” . It’s a really good movie.”- The boys downstairs at the rentals’ abode.
Result: An hour of my life now gone. forever. And I’m never getting it back.
“watch Donnie Darko. Best. Movie. Ever.”-Triple J’s Megan Spencer.
Result: Watched Donnie Darko. Best. Movie. Ever.
You win some you lose some.
Discuss.
xx

I think I’ve fixed it now so I am less God-like and all nine of you can comment without me having to approve it.
We shall see.

Allegedly a dumbarse

Todd McKenny.
Oh Todd. How the mighty are fallen hey? Once you had musical integrity and brilliance, the likes of which not seen since some other poor young boy realised his dreams of being paid for doing what the bullies used to beat him up for. And then you soared to even greater heights, reaching the [...]