cheating

ok so it’s not really me writing. but it’s brilliant. because i am sure she’s serious. i love emo kids. they brighten up my life.
i found this from a link on a blog from a link on a page from a link on another blog.
i particularly like the bit about singing happy birthday.
1. sorry its not [...]

Stories from the (shop)front. #2

Derro customer: uh, hi. I want to return this.
Luke: ahhh suurre, just hang on a sec…Hel? Can we exchange things from other stores?
Me: Nope. Where’s it from?
Derro customer: Bateman’s Bay Leading Edge.
Me:  Sorry we can only exchange things from this store.
Derro Customer: But you’re a Leading Edge.
Me: Yep, but we’re a franchise not a chain. [...]

I Heart James Blunt

Honestly I do. Not because of his shitfilled, castrated, whiny, cockblocked yearnings he calls music. But because of this.
Anyone who can take their own whiny lovesong (which he himself got so sick of that he demanded the record label pull the single from the shelves), and change it to singing about a triangle on Sesame Street [...]

Just a quick question.
Apparently I had 66 views of the Kate Hudson post today.
Who the fuck are you? And what are you, the bloody phantom? Leave a comment you lazy silent blogsluts!
Unless jez and soph looked at it 33 times each? Really??

I hate you Kate Hudson

I hate you kate Hudson, for making me like you.
I thought you were incredible when you did Almost Famous.

Penny lane was the girl that I and most (?) of my friends wanted to be, should we ever find that elusive key to time-travel. She had awesome clothes, a cool-as-cucumber demeanor, great taste in [...]

Am I a Nanna?

  LOTS OF EFFORT.
  NOT MUCH EFFORT AT ALL.
 
I like swing music and Ella/Louis duets. I like drinking tea and watching soaps. And I am a big big fan-nay, a stickler- for manners. Here it goes, I’m going to say it…. What is wrong with the youth of today!?
And not just the youth. Anyone who doesn’t get a [...]

Advice I’ve Been Given (and the Repurcussions For Taking Said Advice) Pt3

“put egg on your pizza.” -don’t even know, I’ve banished them from my memory for crimes against cuisine.
“put peas and carrots in the bolognese sauce” -Pop. never trust someone from 1950s Northern Beaches  for foreign food advice. Tastes like baby food.
 
Please add your own, My Lovely 5 (i’m being realistic. 9 was always going to be a stretch). [...]

stories from the (shop)front #1

An elderly man wandered into the shop. He may not have been wearing a three-piece suit with a watch chain and cardigan, but such was the impression he gave that this is how I remember him. He was your typical grandfatherly type-the sort you’d expect to slip 5 cents in his grandson’s pocket and whisper “don’t tell your mother, buy yourself [...]

Rest in peace Bo Diddley

Another FOG (funky old guy) and musical genius has left the world forever.