I hate you Kate Hudson

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I hate you kate Hudson, for making me like you.

I thought you were incredible when you did Almost Famous.

Penny lane was the girl that I and most (?) of my friends wanted to be, should we ever find that elusive key to time-travel. She had awesome clothes, a cool-as-cucumber demeanor, great taste in music, backstage passes everywhere, she was mysterious and sexy, SHE HUNG OUT WITH ROCKSTARS and rooted Russell Hammond in an ice-room. There was nothing uncool about her, nothing I didn’t want to emulate.  Except maybe the ice-room. I don’t really like the cold.

I wasn’t the only one; Sophia owns a Penny Lane coat (see right); Sasha even hung around after a Ben Harper concert so she could skate around the empty floor on discarded cans and other bits of rubbish like Penny after a Stillwater gig.

You went from being totally unknown, to the star of the Coolest rock movie ever, with instant credibility. You had it all, and I loved you.

And then you did this.

And this.

And then this.

Not to mention this:

A movie just teeming with so much credibility, that they had to give you fake tits on the movie poster just to make people want to see it.

Maybe there’s hope on the horizon? let’s see IMDB….

In post-production we have My Best Friend’s Girl.
“Tank (Cook) faces the ultimate test of friendship when his best friend hires him to take his ex-girlfriend (Hudson) out on a lousy date in order to make her realize how great her former boyfriend is. “

Okaaay, let’s try another;

Bride Wars, currently filming.
“Two best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day.”

hmmmm…

Last chance Kate.

Big Eyes in pre-production.
“A drama centered on the awakening of the painter Margaret Keane, her phenomenal success in the 1950s, and the subsequent legal difficulties she had with her husband, who claimed credit for her works in the 1960s”

This one doesn’t sound so bad. But now, after all you’ve done, I think I’m wary of this film because YOU ARE IN IT.

Goddamnit, I used to like you so much.
But you tricked me, Kate Hudson, and now I hate you.

EXTRA: 1st May 2009

For some reason there is an exceptionally large people looking ath this post in particular recently. Is there a new Kate Hudson movie out? Is it the Kate Hudson fan club on school holidays with nothing else to do? Is it Kate Hudson googling herself more frequently than normal??

Whatever it is, I would love you to comment. Or not. It’s up to you. But I have between 50 and 150 people a day reading this post and I don’t know if they like me or want to beat me to death with their precious Fools Gold DVDs…

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