No Spunk Mail

Courtesy of our own little Daily-Tele-in-Training, the Manly Daily, we have this little gem to keep us entertained today.
Most people got these little discount cards and porn-site memberships in the mail, ( at least from Manly up to Palm Beach because my brother grabbed them from Mum and Dad’s letterbox and then left them out on [...]

Pedant

Yes I’m being a pedant. And sorry for the frustratingly/blessedly short postings of late.
Longer one coming soon.
But pedantry. Oh yes. This article.
I am making no comment on the evil, depraved act that was committed. We already know. I am making no comment on the various ways in which Bishop Fisher’s statement that people are “dwelling [...]

Don’t panic, but I learnt something from the Tele….

Apparently our god-fearing, quietly spoken, bespectacled Prime-Minister swears like a sailor behind closed doors.
“Staff revealed that he ‘drops the F-bomb’, sometimes directing it at them. He prefers not to swear in front of women, but does so in front of men.”
After his little speech to WYD day that “”Some say there is no place for [...]

Stories from the (shop) front 3

 
  A woman once brought back a copy of Reservoir Dogs because it didn’t have any dogs in it.
 

 

 
 

Filler

Two things for you to do today (because I won’t be posting anything until at least tonight. Some of us have to work you know, we can’t sit around reading [brilliant] blogs all day)
1. Listen to Beck’s new album Modern Guilt. Because it is wonderful. It has reverted right back to Mutations/Midnight Vultures style with [...]

Soph you mean this is your relative????

Is your whole family destined to be famous for unusual things?

Pop Quiz for Get Fucked World Youth Day Discussion

Ok, question people. It’s a $5,500 fine for annoying the catholics and giving/promoting condoms. And its $1,100 fine for doing a nudie run.
So, mathletes, here’s the conundrum. What’s the fine if you (are a guy and) do a nudie run, wearing a condom?
Best answer wins a virtual hug.

Can I hear a big ‘GET FUCKED’?

I’m a lazy person. It’s a well-established fact. The truth is, with all my talk, I was probably never going to join the groups of people handing out condoms to the catholic kids on the way to World Youth Day at the race track, or walk around trying to convert people to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I [...]

Travel tale.

the afternoon was getting on, but with one day left in Paris, I wanted to get to the Pierre Lachaise Cemetery. I caught the metro. It was hot and stuffy and people didn’t look at each other. Parisians distinguished themselves from tourists by being impeccably dressed and scowling, as opposed to scruffy, smelly and grinning. [...]