Oh what a beautiful morning…. I should be at the beach not infront of a computer.

Sorry. It’s been a very very very long time.
No stories from the shopfront today. Work just hasn’t been funny lately. I promise however, that before I leave, I will gather many more anecdotes to keep you amused. I will also endeavour to find a similarly hilarious job.
Feeling a bit blocked up in the writing department [...]