Cops are tops! (if by ‘tops’ you mean ‘really bloody useless’)

I’ll try make this a short rant, because I’ve noticed when I get serious, nobody reads it.
At some point this morning, NSW parliament is going to pass some new laws giving police MORE extra powers. In my opinion, this is all a *cliche alert* knee-jerk reaction to the bikie’s brother getting bashed to death at [...]

An extra little treat

These are the search term that led people here yesterday. I’m not sure which one I like more.

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how do you write open in shark language
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An update on the state of the Aquarium

Work is too fricken busy to keep this as up to date as I should. Just now, while writing that, I realise I’m talking crap. Work isn’t busy at ALL. I think it’s writers block from the pressure of having SO MUCH material for “stories from the (office) front” but not being able to write [...]

Miranda vs Sharks. Round 2.

Another shark attack. Another piece from Miranda Devine about it. Probably because (according to her Twitter) “Apparently I’m not allowed to write another, as Peter Fray just put it, “bushfire blame outrage piece”. “
If you don’t want to read it (it’s not half as interesting as her first rant on sharks, in which she claimed [...]

Why Encores Should Not Be Written Into the Setlist

So two of my lovely friends and I went and saw Alice Russell at Beck’s Bar for the Sydney Festival. On a side note, I friggen love that venue. I wish it was there all year round. Or at least all Summer (I hear the Barrack’s ghosts are a bit creepier in the winter).
Anyhoo, she [...]