Entries from April 2009

April 28, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Miss Piggy apologises for Epidemic.

BREAKING NEWS: Miss Piggy apologises for Epidemic.
Miss Piggy today released a statement through her publicist apologising for the outbreak of swine flu sweeping the globe.
“It is with regret that I must take responsibility for the disease now causing so much destruction around the world. It was a one-night mistake in La Gloria that occurred under [...]

April 24, 2009

Right-wingers are so much more creative in their insults

We just call them stupid, ill-informed, uncaring, conservative. All rather boring adjectives really. The names they have for us are almost poetic. I recommend everyone heads over to Piers Ackerman’s blog on the daily telegraph to read some truly beautiful prose. Also to pick fights with stupid people, which I have been doing for the [...]