Exclusive Interview with Lady Gaga

Me: So, lady gaga, what’s crackin girlfriend?
LG: I’m cold, cold.
Me: Yeah it’s a bit chilly, but I’m alright..
LG: my legs are freezing, freezing.
Me: well they would be. You’re not wearing any pants.
LG: Are you dissing my outfit, outfit?
Me: No of course not! I’m just saying. If you’re cold, maybe you should try some [...]

Must be a slow news day in the US.

It’s not like there’s a revolution going on that could have huge implications for the US’s international relations and/or future military deployment or anything….
Is this a bit full on with the Obama-love? I mean, I love Obama. but there are only so many things you can give a headline to.

BREAKING NEWS: PRES OBAMA SWATS FLY [...]