Me: So, lady gaga, what’s crackin girlfriend?
LG: I’m cold, cold.
Me: Yeah it’s a bit chilly, but I’m alright..
LG: my legs are freezing, freezing.
Me: well they would be. You’re not wearing any pants.
LG: Are you dissing my outfit, outfit?
Me: No of course not! I’m just saying. If you’re cold, maybe you should try some jeans or something.
LG: J..j..jeans, jeans?
Me:I thought you only repeated words in your song because you couldn’t think of another word?
LG: No,no. So, jeans, jeans?
Me: Yeah, you know. Made of denim.
LG: Oh like my jacket, jacket!
Me: You can stop that now, now-dammit now I’m doing it. Well no. Not really like your jacket…. It’s got two long tubes with holes at the end to poke your limbs through…
LG: Yeah like my jacket!
Me: well, yeah. But you stick your legs through, not your arms. Here, have a go…
LG: (tries to jump into pants, putting both legs in at once. Immediately falls over.) Wow this is really hard!
Me: Uh…yeah. Maybe you should sit down and try?
LG: (sits down and puts both legs through jeans. Falls off chair. Gets up and tries again. Successfully manages to get both legs through pants. Starts to roll up legs) I think they forgot to trim the excess material off, off…
Me: No the material’s meant to cover your whole leg…
LG: laughs. Don’t be silly! Here hand me those scissors, sci…
Me: Ok!!
LG: (cuts of jeans at waistband, leaving only crotch area, belt loops and pockets). Right! There we go, go!
Me: Sighs. I don’t think that’s the idea…
LG: I’m still cold, cold.
15 Comments
June 18, 2009 at 4:46 pm
haha!! i wasn’t sure if u were making it up so i checked out a coupe of her songs….she really does do that!
although it is, i must admit, superior to breaking down the structure of a single noun and building a chorus on it, a la a certain Caribbean miss.
As for the whole pants thing, I’m sure she considers pants to be a bourgeois relic of a sick and twisted society, and wearing them represents our attachment to material items and our dependency on consumerism. It would just be too cliché for her to really be a dumb blonde bimbo with a liking for sexually explicit, repetitive lyrics….wouldn’t it?
June 18, 2009 at 4:47 pm
… as opposed to a bored, procrastinating uni student who can’t spell her own name. whoops.
June 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Haha. Nice one.
Careful there miss, I’m pretty relaxed with language around here, but if I hear you use that b-word again, I’m revoking all posting priviledges. Wow I don’t know how to spell privelidges. My credibility has gone straight out the window.
spellchecker….. Privileges!!
June 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Hel send me a link for all your stuff. Keep up the good work.
Oh I’m in town by the way.
June 19, 2009 at 6:39 am
did you mean bimbo or bourgeois?
June 19, 2009 at 6:44 am
ah. you meant bourgeois. please don’t punch me in the eyebrow!
June 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm
bourgeois are afraid of the pants
lady gaga must be the bourgeois
August 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm
lady gaga elle est moche mais jaime bien ses chansons
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September 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I love that The Aquarium has now gone multilingual.
September 25, 2009 at 7:47 am
wat do lady gaga be waring because it is ugly and ragadee
October 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
“…What kinda of name is Lady Gaga anyway?… sounds like babyfood…”
~Madonna, SNL 10/3/09
October 31, 2009 at 2:36 am
i lov all your songs specialli 4 paparazzi and yea keep like that
November 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
you’re kidding? ha ha ha ha ha. well that cheered me up!