Was going through some old back up discs, and found this old story I wrote for my old flatmate’s zine. So instead of the usual ill-informed rants and self-righteous proclamations, you get an actual narrative to read. With characters and everything.
She walked briskly down the footpath, trying to appear more confident than she actually was. [...]
Entries from September 2009
September 23, 2009
A Passing Aquaintance
September 22, 2009
Lady Gaga is My New Best Friend
Seriously. LOOK at these numbers. This is all down to Lady Gaga. Out of the 15,679 shown, approximately 15,673 came from google searches for our favourite pantless hermaphrodite. Oh god, why did I write hermaphrodite. Now I’m going to get all the porn searches too… What’s that? Porn has some of the highest traffic on [...]
September 22, 2009
The Biggest Wanker I Have Ever Met
OK first I’m really really sorry Soph and Jez and Jess and Holly. I know I said I’d write more once I quit my job, and then I wrote once. I suck.
But now I have five applications to fill out for cadetships due on Friday and suddenly I feel compelled to write on the Aquarium [...]
