Was going through some old back up discs, and found this old story I wrote for my old flatmate’s zine. So instead of the usual ill-informed rants and self-righteous proclamations, you get an actual narrative to read. With characters and everything.
She walked briskly down the footpath, trying to appear more confident than she actually was. [...]
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September 23, 2009
A Passing Aquaintance
September 22, 2009
Lady Gaga is My New Best Friend
Seriously. LOOK at these numbers. This is all down to Lady Gaga. Out of the 15,679 shown, approximately 15,673 came from google searches for our favourite pantless hermaphrodite. Oh god, why did I write hermaphrodite. Now I’m going to get all the porn searches too… What’s that? Porn has some of the highest traffic on [...]
September 22, 2009
The Biggest Wanker I Have Ever Met
OK first I’m really really sorry Soph and Jez and Jess and Holly. I know I said I’d write more once I quit my job, and then I wrote once. I suck.
But now I have five applications to fill out for cadetships due on Friday and suddenly I feel compelled to write on the Aquarium [...]
August 3, 2009
The Gazelle (or ‘The Second Biggest Wanker I Have Ever Met’)
I used to do data entry at a financial company. It was really dull, but it paid well and my Dad worked there which meant I could get a lift in to town and sleep the whole way. I also got lunch shouted for me quite often.
One of our co-workers, on the Sales Team, was [...]
July 10, 2009
A new game to play.
Make your own album.
I don’t know if you can post up in comments, but if you can’t, email your albums to hel_davo@hotmail.com and I’ll put them up.
The Instructions:
1 – Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to “Random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The [...]
July 7, 2009
World’s greatest news photo choice
Gotta love the design team at smh.com. Because when you’re one of the countries most respected news websites, you must get a bit sick of being high-brow all the time. Which is why I think they went for some subtle puerile humour and chose this photo of Nate Myles to go with that headline..
June 29, 2009
Silly Centrelink. They should fire their advertising agency.
They put an add on the internet but it wasn’t finished yet! Whoops!
Luckily I saw it, and now I’ve fixed it up for them. They wouldn’t want to give anyone the wrong information!
June 26, 2009
Help cut down my Top 11 to a Top 10 so I can cheat and vote for 20.
Primal scream rocks
Blur- song 2
Portishead-glory box
Radiohead- paranoid android
White stripes- 7 nation army
The verve- bitter sweet symphony
Toots and the Maytals- Funky Kingston
Mars volta- the widow
U2-Sunday Bloody Sunday
Paul Kelly and the Coloured Girls- Dumb Things
Silverchair- Tomorrow
Should I get rid of Paranoid Android because everyone’s already voting for it anyway?
June 25, 2009
DONE IT. My Top Ten of all time.
Stone roses- fools gold
Lemonheads- if i could talk i’d tell you. EMI took the official clip off youtube so you’ll have to make do with live. It’s not the same, no.
Oasis- wonderwall
Jeff buckley- last goodbye
Whitlams- blow up the pokies
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