Kinda like really awkward speed dating, but without the awkwardness. Or the physical presence of a date. Really it’s just saying naff, unnecessary drivel to fill in the moments until there is somewhere else you can be. Like procrastination. See these kids above? They’re procrastinating. If it goes well they might stop procrastination and start procreating… Wow what a terrible terrible joke.
No I don’t know why there’s a spider in the last picture.
So yeah.
Use this page to post a few sentences about yourself, or someone else, or a funny story you heard, or a poem you wrote. Anything you like as long as it fulfils two requirements:
1. Provides you with procrastination by writing it.
2. Provides somebody else with procrastination by reading it.
If this page stays blank I’ll be really embarrassed.
3 Comments
June 18, 2009 at 9:58 pm
To get you started hel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgEIGx0JKL8
… that ought to kill a few minutes
November 5, 2009 at 5:12 am
When I was in highschool a boy used to tell me this joke everyday in sixth period and I always laughed.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and sit down, the giraffe orders a drink and shortly after is plastered and falls off the bar stool and onto the floor. The man then pays the bill and begins to leave. The bar tender calls after him saying, “Hey you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” The man replies, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
November 5, 2009 at 11:15 am
requirement 1) done and done.
requirement 2)we’ll see i guess… but i just fulfilled the above two posters requirement 2 so that means i have requirement 2 karma.
i’m going to meet you for coffee now so i’ll think of something to actually write here as i walk.
love you.